Funny Story...

I just thought I would share this funny story... Maddox will laugh about this someday... The first full day we had Maddox home was full of new experiences. Walking into our house was such a surreal feeling. We left as husband and wife and came home a family... Apollo (our English Mastiff) was introduced to his new little brother and all went well! :) It was nice to be in our own surroundings, but somewhat nerve racking not having the nurses there at the push of a button (of which I used A LOT in the hospital). On Monday, we were worried that Maddox hadn't had a poopy diaper since Saturday. I called the pediatrician as a new Mom would-and should! Dr. Z suggested we give his a suppository. Poor little guy... I gave him the poop pill and we all waited...and waited... and waited... The directions stated that a bowel movement should occur within 15 min to 1 hour. An hour and 10 minutes later, I called the "team" (myself, Matt and my Mom) into the nursery. I had a feeling it was going to be his first big "blowout" and I needed moral support. We took his diaper off and there was the little gel suppository just sitting in his diaper. The little farter tooted it right out... You have to picture this... Matt is holding his little legs at a 90 degree angle ready to put on a new diaper. My Mom was at the end of the changing table by Maddox's head and I was in the middle. Then it came... "We have poop!!!" None of us really knew what to do-especially Matt holding his feet to the sky as poop was coming out. We all started laughing... Then, Maddox peed and hit my Mom all over her clothes and on his own face. Then I started really laughing and then I peed myself. Nice. Seriously though, if you are a new Mom who has just given birth, you understand... The muscles down there are non existent for awhile... So there we were... Maddox almost pooping all over Matt, peeing on my Mom and me doing myself my own honors... The fun continues... :)