For this blog, I thought I would share a few "embarrassing" prego stories with you all. I am sure my pregnant (past and present) friends can all totally relate...
"WAS THAT APOLLO?" That is the question that is asked by Matt in our house (or car for that matter) about 20+ times a day. This question pertains to gas. Yes, farting. Yes, from myself. If you know me, you know I have always been "that girl" that never burps, farts, or does anything unladylike in front of anyone. There is a whole new side to me now. I am hoping it ends the day Maddox is born (Matt does too).
"WHAT IS ALL OVER ME?" Being pregnant, most women, don't feel exactly beautiful. On the days when we actually go out of our way to get dressed up, put make up on, curl our hair, etc., something is bound to happen to ruin our efforts. Matt, my little bro (Ross), and my parents all went out to a nice dinner while we were in Idaho Falls. I spent some time getting ready and wore a cute (as good as they get) white maternity sundress to dinner. About 20 minutes into dinner I looked down at my tummy. Please note- when I am standing up I cannot see the under-part below my bellybutton. Sitting down, I noticed brownish yellow stains all over me. Not sure how they got there, I think it was pollen from flowers, but anyway, the small portion of cuteness that I had that night-disappeared.
"WHY IS THE PEANUT BUTTER IN THE BATHROOM?" I make Matt's lunch in the morning before he leaves for work (PB&J sammies). One day I made his lunch, kissed him goodbye, got sidetracked (happens more than often), and then found the peanut butter jar in the bathroom a few hours later. Don't worry, I am sure I did not do anything with PB in the potty....
"OUCH!" I have been SUCH a klutz. I trip over my own pants, our dog, actually, I think I even trip over dust... I drop things when cleaning or cooking. I have lost all sense of balance.
I am sure there is more, but I am suffering from prego-brain and don't remember what else has happened... Stay tuned!!!
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I have to comment on this mindless matter~I was watching Opera~late rerun or something and a infomercial came on after. It was a neurosurgeon(brain Doc)and he had a vitamin packed full of 50 atioxidents of brain function. it made so much sense, he said we're staving our brains. He showed a picture of the food we would have to eat to maintain proper brain function in the world we live in today~a turkey fricken feast! He has studied this in brain damage victims, heartattacks and stroke victims and with all has had 100%recovery rates. We live in a fast pace decision making with to many choices world. Back in biblical time they didn't have the choices we have, freak they could go 40 days without eating. A turtle can do the same and survive 40 days. Indian~Pilgrim time they got away with a feast once a year. It is no wonder obesity has taken over the population in America. We just have to many choices to make!!! He also said we are starving our brains with Alcohol, caffeine, and another one I can't remember. Because I was in bed and tired I didn't write anything down. Can't remember what it's called and can't remember the Doc's name. Only the vitamin starts with"L"~I'm sooo bugged~I figure if it is meant to be it'll come to me. Stumble on that!! Luvs & Hugs and eat a feast your baby will be so smart...karyOn
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